Have you ever gone to a party, and the host drew out a movie that you hated and popped it in? One of those movies that is just inevitable at parties... like The Princess Bride or Zoolander, only with less enjoyment involved? You sit there on the sofa, unable to say a word, fingernails digging into the cushions, because you've seen this all before. You know that what comes next is the part that makes you roll your eyes and bite your tongue.
See, I've seen this part before. And I promise, I'm rolling my eyes.